Master Bath Avoider Gifts

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Loofah Lady

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Man in Bath

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Other men just sing in the bath

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Jacuzzi

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"