Master Bath Avoider Pillows

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Loofah Lady

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Other men just sing in the bath

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Jacuzzi

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."