Water Avoider Pillows

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

How to deal with weeds

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Tred carefully mill.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

The World wasting water.

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

"Looking for gold?"

Too posh to wash...

Indoor sauna.