Public Hygiene Gifts

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"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Fighting Covid

"Let's consider an early dive."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Disease Management

The Brothers Grime

"To be or not to be."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Smokey The Tree"

Fighting the Pandemic

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Booster shots

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.