Hygiene Gifts

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

You really need to be careful about touching your face."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

Hand sanitizer

The Cougher

Miscommunication

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"I can't remember whether I left the toilet seat up last night."

'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

"Be honest with me. Do I have bad breath?"

'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Sweeping under the carpet

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

MRSA Risk.

Germaphobes Anonymous.

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Employees must wash hands.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That's a bidet, not a drinking fountain!!"

"Anybody here know where the washrooms are?"

Fresh Squeezed Sanitizer

Can too much hygiene create allergies?

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

Nurse standing over difficult patient with syringe with 'tres difficile'.

Now wash your hands...

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'