Restroom Rebels Gifts

"Dude, it's a manual."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Key in PIN No.

"Do you want African white-backed vultures? Because this is how you're gonna get African white-backed vultures."

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Men on modernised moon

Hand Drier

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

"Now that's impressive."

Talk about performance anxiety.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Is it my fault this kitchen roll napkin rolls over instead of under?"