Restroom Revelers Gifts

Men on modernised moon

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Bird Bathrooms

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Toilet door. Table for one!

Gents

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

"Do you mind?"

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Hell's Restrooms.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

"Now that's impressive."

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.

"Dude, it's a manual."

Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners

Another form of performance anxiety.