Restroom Connoisseur Gifts

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I break for toilet paper

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

WC problem.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mangle

Junior's Towel

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Which one of these things is the soap?

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'