Restroom Break Connoisseur Gifts

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

WC problem.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

New York Man

Which one of these things is the soap?

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Mom!!'

Parroting

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"

"I really really have to pee."

Gents

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Hell's Restrooms.

Alien Toilet Break

"Your waiting time will probably be 18 minutes!"

The mathematician and his son...

Men on modernised moon

'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today. Let's see now...I've taken four coffee breaks, I did the crossword puzzle...I took a long lunch...'

Ski Toilets

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

'How do I feel? Right now I feel relieved!'

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"I never realized how much nicer their break room is than ours."

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

Hand washer.