Restroom Raider Gifts

"This stool shall pass."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

Closed for cleaning.

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Hell's Restrooms.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Talk about performance anxiety.

Woman squirts water on a smoker in the toilet.

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Parade of Boats 2:30

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Good - Evil.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Everything alright in there?"

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

"Now that's impressive."

"Dude, it's a manual."