Restroom Reader Gifts

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Circus News

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"And this is George's reading room."

"Have you got the abridged version?"

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Men on modernised moon

A man reading whilst running.

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

'Can I deduct the bathroom at home? That's where I read my veterinary journals.'

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

'Another book in the can...'

"This is a pretty good book. It could probably even be made into a three or four part miniseries."

Parade of Boats 2:30

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"Rate this book: 3 stars out of 5."

Another form of performance anxiety.