Restroom Reader Prints

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Circus News

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"And this is George's reading room."

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

"Have you got the abridged version?"

Closed for cleaning.

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Men on modernised moon

A man reading whilst running.

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

'Can I deduct the bathroom at home? That's where I read my veterinary journals.'

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30

Chinese dragon in the men's room

'Another book in the can...'

"This is a pretty good book. It could probably even be made into a three or four part miniseries."

"Rate this book: 3 stars out of 5."

We create an e-reader that shows the world your cover on the outside. It'll advertise your interests. Plus, it'll let us all make snap judgments about each other. We can walk by people, see what they're reading and think about how superior we are. You're salivating. Technology, personal judgment. Say no more.