Restroom Navigator Prints

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Parade of Boats 2:30

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Rowing machine on a river.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Are we there yet?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

Closed for cleaning.

"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."

'Where's the loo please?'

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Key in PIN No.

Hell's Restrooms.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Chinese dragon in the men's room

"Everything alright in there?"

'I DID clean my room.. there's a PATH now.'