Restroom Seeker Prints

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'The old one fell apart.'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Gents

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Closed for cleaning.

Hell's Restrooms.

'Where's the loo please?'

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

"Thanks, but a free sauna session would be wasted on me: I can't really sweat..."

'I'm sorry lady, we're all sold out!'

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Drying your hands on trousers.

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

Yin Yang bathrooms.

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

Talk about performance anxiety.

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Parade of Boats 2:30

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Good - Evil.

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Everything alright in there?"