Restroom Runner Gifts

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

Olympic Torch Training

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

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"I have bad knees."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

The pole bolt

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.