Restroom Raider T-Shirts

Wear your quirky side with t-shirts celebrating bathroom adventures—perfect for the restroom raider with a witty sense of humor.

Restroom Reader T-Shirts Restroom Runner T-Shirts Restroom Seeker T-Shirts Restroom Rebels T-Shirts Restroom Revelers T-Shirts Restroom Navigator T-Shirts Restroom Explorer T-Shirts Restroom Sprinter T-Shirts Restroom Admirer T-Shirts Restroom Rambler T-Shirts
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I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.
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I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

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Restroom Raider T-Shirts Collection

Restroom Raider Mugs

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Restroom Raider Pillows

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Restroom Raider Prints

Browse our comic-style prints for a bold, funny statement piece.

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