Room Reviewers Gifts

"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

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No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

The Music Critic.

Performance reviews in Hell.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"How was the play!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"You call that a suit?"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Airbnb?"

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"