Room Reviewers Gifts

"We're americans, so the room's great, the cockroaches just up and went!"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

The Music Critic.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"How was the play!"

The Critic...

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"You call that a suit?"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'