Waiting Room Critic Gifts

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

GPs told to remove toys from waiting room.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I'll take #1.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

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