'Here, we never treat you like a number. Please take a number.'
Waiting Room Analyst Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a waiting room analyst's creative mind? From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find unique items that blend their analytical skills with a touch of personality. Perfect for brightening up their space or adding some wit to their wardrobe, our collection is tailored for those who thrive on insight and imagination.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."
"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"
Back in 5 minutes!
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'
If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.
"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."
"How 'local' is the fish?"
Medical Center.
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
Beef Stew.
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'
"That's two tossed salads, one egg drop soup, and one pulled pork."
"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"
"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"
City Diner. "Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and peas"? A walk on the wild side, eh?
"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."
'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'
"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"
Waiting Room Analyst Gifts Collection
Waiting Room Analyst Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for waiting room analysts—witty, stylish, and ideal for their daily coffee ritual.
Waiting Room Analyst Pillows
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Waiting Room Analyst Prints
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Waiting Room Analyst T-Shirts
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