'Oh, I don't have an appointment to see the doctor. I'm doing a report on magazine trends in the 1970's.'
Waiting Room Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Waiting Room Explorer? Our collection features playful and creatively designed products that capture the spirit of exploring unseen worlds. Whether they’re waiting or wandering, these gifts inspire curiosity and adventure, making every pause a new opportunity to dream, discover, and delight. Brighten up their space or wardrobe with something that celebrates their inquisitive soul and passion for discovering life’s hidden treasures.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Medical Center.
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
'I believe you were first.'
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
'I'll take #1.'
"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."
'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'
A&E Department: "Take a seat!"
"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."
Surgical Operation.
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."
'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'
"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."
You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!
"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."
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Waiting Room Explorer Gifts Collection
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