Waiting Room Wit Gifts

"Guess which one's here for the hemorrhoid treatment."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'I'll take #1.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I believe you were first.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."