'We don't have a treadmill, so the stress test here is waiting two hours to see a doctor.'
Waiting Room Wisdom Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the wit and patience of waiting room wisdom? Our collection features playful, insightful products that turn life's waiting moments into meaningful messages. Whether for the patient soul or the cheerful optimist, these gifts blend humor and wisdom beautifully. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate a touch of creative calm, our selection suits any setting—be it a waiting room, an office desk, or a cozy nook at home. Celebrate the art of patience and perspective with gifts that speak softly yet profoundly.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Medical Center.
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
'I'll take #1.'
'I believe you were first.'
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."
'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'
Spock visits the Orthopedics
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."
"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."
"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."
'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'
Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room
"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."
You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!
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Waiting Room Wisdom Gifts Collection
Waiting Room Wisdom Mugs
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Waiting Room Wisdom Pillows
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Waiting Room Wisdom Prints
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Waiting Room Wisdom T-Shirts
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