'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'
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'Read all the magazines have we,Mrs.Bloggs?'
'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'
'No,I'm not here to see the doctor,just the magazines.'
"You've been sitting here for hours. Where's your friend Jimmy?" "We're playing doctor."
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Medical Center.
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'
"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
'I'll take #1.'
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."
'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'
"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."
'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'
"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."
Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.
You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!
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