'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
Waiting Room Raconteur Gifts
Looking for a gift for the waiting room raconteur? Our collection celebrates those who turn waiting into a storytelling session with a dash of wit and charm. Whether they’re at a café or a doctor’s office, these products bring humor and personality to their space. Perfect for creative spirits who love to amuse and engage, our items are as lively as their stories. Shop now to add a playful touch to their waiting moments.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
Non Thought For The Day.
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Medical Center.
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."
'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'
"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."
'I'll take #1.'
There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."
'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'
Spock visits the Orthopedics
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."
'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'
'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'
"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."
You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!
"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."
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Waiting Room Raconteur Gifts Collection
Waiting Room Raconteur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the waiting room raconteur—perfect for turning waiting moments into stories over a delightful brew.
Waiting Room Raconteur Pillows
Find playful pillows that capture the creative spirit of the waiting room raconteur—brighten up any space with humor and charm.
Waiting Room Raconteur Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the storytelling and witty nature of the waiting room raconteur. Add personality to any room with our unique designs.
Waiting Room Raconteur T-Shirts
Discover witty and fun t-shirts for the waiting room raconteur. Great for adding humor and personality to their everyday wardrobe.