Waiting Room Escapist Gifts

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Medical Center.

'I've got a board meeting!'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I'll take #1.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

'Ejection, your Honor!!'

Message in a bottle.

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'