Bonding Buddies Pillows

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Toothbrush Romance

D.I.Y with dad.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Animal Band.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'I'm not surprised we have to wait so long. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a worm.'

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."