Bathroom Bliss Pillows

Always knock. The secrets of male grooming are best kept that way.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

New Twenty Blades

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

How to recover from a bad day

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

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Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Dirty Old Man