Bathroom Mugs

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

'I found the clog.'

Symbols on bathroom doors. Women, men, runner

Gentlemen

Kohler Solid Ice Series

Before the invention of toilet paper.

It only happened to her for three days of the month.

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Floater! Gah! - 'Breathe, Peel. Breathe... It's going to be alright.' - 'Gah! Why won't you die?!' -

WC problem.

Man accidentally cuts of his head with his new razor.

Toilet Roll Dilemma

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Gravity wins - again.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."