Bathroom T-Shirts

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

'I found the clog.'

"This stool shall pass."

Symbols on bathroom doors. Women, men, runner

Gentlemen

Kohler Solid Ice Series

Before the invention of toilet paper.

It only happened to her for three days of the month.

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Floater! Gah! - 'Breathe, Peel. Breathe... It's going to be alright.' - 'Gah! Why won't you die?!' -

'Like a rushing river.' - 'I can't go with you staring at me...'

WC problem.

Man accidentally cuts of his head with his new razor.

Toilet Roll Dilemma

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Twenty Blades Razor

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'