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'Is this the open house?'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"This stool shall pass."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'How's the water skiing?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Scotsman in the bath...

How to recover from a bad day

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

Water power.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'