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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Club Antisocial

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Sunbathing with your PC.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Bathing.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

"What … have … you … done?"

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

Sunburned bird.

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"