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Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Smokey The Tree"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"