Outdoor Bather Gifts

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Club Antisocial

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Shower curtain call.

Sunbathing with your PC.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Bathing.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Plays well with other people's $.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"What … have … you … done?"

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

Sunburned bird.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

"Speedo limit 30 waist"