Backyard Breather Gifts

"What … have … you … done?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Hello from the shed.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bird Bath.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Strikeout Dog

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'