Backyard Breather Gifts

"What … have … you … done?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Hello from the shed.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Bird Bath.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"How?"

I know they told me not to bark

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Living next door to area 51

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Strikeout Dog

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."