Backyard Lounging Gifts

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Hello from the shed.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bird Bath.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Gone to seed.

"What … have … you … done?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Living next door to area 51

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Strikeout Dog

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'We may have gained weight.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.