Backyard Lounging Gifts

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Hello from the shed.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bird Bath.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Gone to seed.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Take us to your feeder."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"What … have … you … done?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Strikeout Dog

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'We may have gained weight.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.