Home Lounging Gifts

Couch Surfing

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

"Define 'busy'...."

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Man changing channels with his toe

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Move over-I can join you now the kids have flown the nest!'

'We may have gained weight.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Relaxing on a sofa

"No one is available to take your call at the present time."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Unconditional Loveseat

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.