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Couch Surfing

"Define 'busy'...."

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Man changing channels with his toe

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Move over-I can join you now the kids have flown the nest!'

'We may have gained weight.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Relaxing on a sofa

"No one is available to take your call at the present time."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Unconditional Loveseat

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."