Comfort Lounging Gifts

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Unconditional Loveseat

"I'm having a pajama day."

How the goat got square eyes.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Inactive wear store.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."