Bathroom Bather Prints

'Is this the open house?'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'