Bath Culture Mugs

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Not now!"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.