Sauna Relaxation Gifts

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Hollywood Breakup

"How's it look back there?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Admiral in the bath.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Strategies that will always work

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Ecology

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Yoga at home

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."