Saunas Gifts

'At least it's a dry heat'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

Whatever you do, do NOT go in the sauna. Other side up … crowave … opcorn. (Originally published on 2007-10-01).

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

"He looks like death warmed up."

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

"Have a heart, son, go make your non-verbal statements somewhere else!"

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Death Warmed Over.

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"This stool shall pass."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

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