Saunas Mugs

'At least it's a dry heat'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

"The temperature's actually the same as out there, 
but sometimes I just need some Lucifer time."

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

"He looks like death warmed up."

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

"Have a heart, son, go make your non-verbal statements somewhere else!"

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Death Warmed Over.

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Spa Dog