Confident Bather Pillows

"For goodness sake, the water is not that cold: get in!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath