Romantic Bather Gifts

Bathing.

Club Antisocial

A heart shaped cake

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

Shower curtain call.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Proposal on a snowboard

Lovers sharing a bath.

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Is this the open house?'

Bubble & Squeak.

Relaxing in the pool.

'Ahhh. Nothing like a hot soak after a day of kissing princesses.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Hand Car Wash.

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

How Tortoises Bathe.

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

Bathtime with a shark.

"I take it you're lost."

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'