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He lay submerged, breathing through a straw - just to see how long it would take for anyone to notice.

Man funneling the wide spray from his shower

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Audio Books

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Clock watcher

'I've got a board meeting!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

A usual day.

Do not resuscitate.

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Do you mind?"

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."