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'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'It's a chicken.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.