Baby Lovers Pillows

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'It's a chicken.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

celebrating a birth.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.