Brands And Babies Lover Pillows

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

celebrating a birth.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"He looks just like your husband."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'