Brands And Babies Lover Mugs

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"He looks just like your husband."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"